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@@ -16409,3 +16409,10 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
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 Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
 	People are always available for work in the past tense.
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+How to become a sysop:
+	I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
+	developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
+	worked a full day in my life since then. 
+		-- rho/slashdot
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