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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -13224,6 +13224,10 @@ Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil
 Food and Gravel", which is what it tastes like.
 		-- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"
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+The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs. It's
+absolutely not.
+			-- Bill Gates
+%
 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
 persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore all
 progress depends on the unreasonable man.
@@ -14318,6 +14322,10 @@ statement."
 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit,
 call it the target.
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+To envision how a 4-processor system running [SunOS] 4.1.x works, think
+of four kids and one bathroom.
+		-- John DiMarco
+%
 To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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 "To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System"