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authorJohn-Mark Gurney <jmg@FreeBSD.org>1997-08-23 10:35:16 +0000
committerJohn-Mark Gurney <jmg@FreeBSD.org>1997-08-23 10:35:16 +0000
commitc844b96e151e164b6303e7edf7f3d2f2180c672f (patch)
tree6a9363a7be0bd895a77bc5fb01fd1462dd8da45f
parent75107779c92e5af27cfa866e9fcac7d990c797c1 (diff)
Notes
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes6
-rw-r--r--games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes26
2 files changed, 6 insertions, 6 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index a3de0ce134ee..149f85a9272a 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -5637,7 +5637,7 @@ steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect,
they don't even invite me."
-- Dave Barry
%
-'I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."
+"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."
-- G. K. Chesterton
%
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
@@ -10517,7 +10517,7 @@ is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime.
%
Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
encryption standard and they came up with ...
-Student: EBCDIC!"
+Student: EBCDIC!
%
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem.
Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on
@@ -12541,7 +12541,7 @@ It's the good ship Enterprise
Heading out where danger lies
And you live in dread
If you're wearing a shirt that's red.
- -- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The L.A. Filkharmonics
+ -- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The L.A. Filkharmonics
%
The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of
statistics. These are raised to the _nth degree, the cube roots are
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index 3122a4b65cae..052f43421bd0 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -14160,7 +14160,7 @@ Death comes on every passing breeze,
He lurks in every flower;
Each season has its own disease,
Its peril -- every hour.
- --Reginald Heber
+ -- Reginald Heber
%
Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
%
@@ -19897,7 +19897,7 @@ made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she
disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to
dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he
told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven -- with a gun."
- -- Jack Handey
+ -- Jack Handey
%
He was part of my dream, of course --
but then I was part of his dream too.
@@ -46575,7 +46575,7 @@ A: The elevator would be full.
There is a certain frame of mind to which a cemetery
is, if not an antidote, at least an alleviation. If
you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else.
- --Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelles
+ -- Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelles
%
There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an
opinion.