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phone calls taper off."
-- Johnny Carson
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+For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer to model
+a latex daemon suit for the catalog, I strongly suggest you do.
+Breasts can sell anything. Shiny red latex body suits start
+religions.
+
+ -- Brian McGroarty <bvmcg@yahoo.com>
+%
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope: