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| author | Poul-Henning Kamp <phk@FreeBSD.org> | 2001-11-27 16:53:43 +0000 |
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| committer | Poul-Henning Kamp <phk@FreeBSD.org> | 2001-11-27 16:53:43 +0000 |
| commit | 116debb60377c98849446c5d7bebb3fcff212988 (patch) | |
| tree | e21e15ee97e3700bd2d68c6cf21ca2b8c4bc625d /games | |
| parent | 49a79b66615ba806c5f6efd5fff555069d6eba1f (diff) | |
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 58c5166e954d..6586a2ff3bed 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -16407,3 +16407,25 @@ How to become a sysop: worked a full day in my life since then. -- rho/slashdot % +Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. +Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946. + +Lincoln was elected president in November 1860. +Kennedy in November 1960. + +Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to +the theatre. +Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going +to Dallas. + +Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse. +Oswald shot Kenned y from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre. + +Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. +Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson. + +The first Johnson was born in 1808. +The second Johnson was born in 1908. + + -- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001 +% |