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@@ -2048,6 +2048,8 @@ The conclusion, said Dr Stone, is that flights over 305 metres
 (1,000 feet) caused "only minor and transitory ecological effects"
 on king penguins.
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+A mouse is a device used to point at the xterm you want to type in.
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 A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey.  "It is out
 on loan," the teacher replied.  At that moment, the donkey brayed
 loudly inside the stable.  "But I can hear it bray, over there."  "Whom
@@ -3391,6 +3393,9 @@ Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
 "Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"
 		-- Time Bandits
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+Bento's Law: If It Can Break, It Will Break
+Bento's Corollary: If It Can Break, Kris Can Send Mail About It
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 Berkeley had what we called "copycenter," which is "take it down
 to the copy center and make as many copies as you want."
 		-- Kirk McKusick
@@ -13126,6 +13131,8 @@ The faster we go, the rounder we get.
 The Fifth Rule:
 	You have taken yourself too seriously.
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+The final screw holding up a rackmount server is always possessed by demons.
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 The First Commandment for Technicians:
 	Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
 capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most
@@ -13428,6 +13435,8 @@ train.
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 The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.
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+The Linimon's Rule About PRs: The More You Close, The More Will Come
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 The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get
 much sleep.
 		-- Woody Allen