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@@ -55890,3 +55890,15 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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+Congratulations!
+
+Some products leave home silently, some go kicking and screaming. If
+v1.0 was the first born who came downstairs with shoes untied missing
+a sock and a belt, then this one was a full fledged punk rocker
+with neon hair and multiple piercings. I believe we squeezed it into
+a suit and tie and brought it's color back to an earth tone before it
+left.
+
+An HP engineering project manager who shall remain nameless to
+the development team after releasing the second version of their product.
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