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 Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
 	People are always available for work in the past tense.
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+At first, I just did it on weekends.  With a few friends, you know...
+We never wanted to hurt anyone.  The girls loved it.  We'd all sit
+around the computer and do a little UNIX.  It was just a kick.  At
+least that's what we thought.  Then it got worse.
+
+It got so I'd have to do some UNIX during the weekdays.  After a
+while, I couldn't even wake up in the morning without having that
+crave to go do UNIX.  Then it started affecting my job.  I would just
+have to do it during my break.  Maybe a `grep' or two, maybe a little
+`more'.  I eventually started doing UNIX just to get through the day.
+Of course, it screwed up my mind so much that I couldn't even
+function as a normal person.
+
+I'm lucky today, I've overcome my UNIX problem.  It wasn't easy.  If
+you're smart, just don't start.  Remember, if any weirdo offers you
+some UNIX,
+
+        Just Say No!
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